Nobody Likes A Cockblock

Spacebeard unknowingly cock blocked himself that day. 

HAHAHAHA ARROW TO THE KNEE JOKES! CLASSIC!!!

No, but seriously, this meme needs to stop.

When I was reading the reviews that were flooding in about The Elder V: Skyrim (“Skyrim” for short/cool kids), it seemed like there wasn’t a flaw to be found in it. Graphics were eye-bleedingly amazing. You could kill dragons and inhale their magic innards. The story and quests were chock full of kick ass adventure. No, wait, not even chock-full. “Chock-full” would imply that there would be a finite amount of kick ass adventure to be had. THE GAME RANDOMLY GENERATES QUEST SO THAT YOU CAN POTENTIALLY PLAY FOREVER. JESUS CHRIST THAT’S AWESOME!!! HOW COULD ANYONE FIND A PROBLEM WITH THIS GAME???

Well, now there is one. Congrats internet, you found a way to make me resent a nearly perfect game by making a meme out of an in-game joke that wasn’t even meant to be that funny in the first place. Damn you.

-Dan

BEARDS IN SPACE!

Or something like that.

In case you are wondering why this week’s comic looks a little different from the usual comic we put up, that’s because IT IS! In an attempt to have more consistent content on the site, as well as to pimp out a lovely comic that our friend Dillon Ross writes and draws (Space Beard), we will putting up atleast one strip a week. And seeing how frequent we’ve been putting up new videos, it’s starting to look like we could potentially be putting up content every other day of the week.

ENJOY! 

And check out Space Beard!

-Dan

Sony’s “Title Fight” PLEASE BE A REAL THING

I really hope this isn’t just a rumor. I always wonder why Nintendo seems to be the only company that can successfully pull off a fighting game using their popular characters (and yes, I know about fighting games like DreamMix TV World Fighters and others). But with the awesome characters that Sony has in their titles, a fighting game sounds perfect.

-Dan

Dan Has Video Game Insomnia

We’ve all had the nights. The nights where beating Starfox Adventures the night before an exam just seems like a great idea. Now I don’t know much about the “science of sleep”, but it seems pretty interesting that people suddenly start developing episodes of insomnia around the same time that the new Zelda game is out.

-Dan

This Happens WAY TOO OFTEN

I wear glasses. Not all the time mind you, my eyesight hasn’t gotten that bad yet. But being a college student who has to read tons of “scholarly articles” printed in 1 point font, I do like to wear the glasses to give my eyeballs a hand. But if my eyes are still killing me, I will wear them outside of the comfort of my home. And 9 out of 10 times, if I’m surrounding myself with new people, THIS is what happens. Someone gets SUPER excited about the seemingly magical spectacles that I have on my face and they won’t stop bugging me about letting them try my glasses on.

I don’t know if they’re expecting the experience to be like the first time they saw Avatar, or if they think I can see the world the same way the Superman does, but this needs to stop. Glasses are glasses folks. Some are blurry, and some aren’t as much. There ya go.

-Dan

A Tank Game On The Kinect…Could Work?

And by tank game, I mean the new Steel Battalion game. Not gonna lie, while I played a lot of mech games growing up, this is a series that somehow evaded me. Or maybe it’s because my family didn’t think I needed THIS.

This comic is brought to you by John Wilinski and his bag of magic.

-Dan

I’m Sure I’m Not The Only One Who Experiences This

Even though it came out last week, I felt it was important to have our lovely, Dillon Ross, make a comic about how annoying the audiences get in scary movies, like Paranormal Activity.

When I saw the first Paranormal Activity, it was almost EXACTLY like how the trailers depicted the audiences. Everyone was quiet and that made the whole experience even MORE spooky. Then the next two came out, and suddenly everyone decided that doing MST3K in the middle of the film was totally fine. 

It’s not. I don’t know why you think just because it’s a horror movie, that you’re allowed to get talkative while it’s STILL GOING ON, but it’s not. Jesus Christ.

-Dan

This Kinda Sorta Happened Last Week

Or if you haven’t seen it yet…

While I normally think that combining two franchises can sometimes lead to disastrous results, I think it’s safe to say that no one objected to Harrison Ford (Indiana Jo- AS IF I NEED TO REMIND ANYONE WHO HARRISON FORD IS) playing Uncharted 3.

-Dan

I Always Wanted To Make This Into A Sketch

But I figured this would be better suited as a comic done by our wonderful Robert K. Smith.

-Dan